lanius:

there is something v cute going on here

(Source: johnthecraftist)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via srushtinator)

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"I’m a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy." — J.D. Salinger  (via jane-gallagher)

(Source: drunk-on-books, via jane-gallagher)


osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

(via literarywhore567)

stability:

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

(via wrestlingcrocs)

smithwestrns:

how are all these math classes going to help me become a new york it girl with a huge wardrobe and a boyfriend in an indie rock band that writes songs about me

my high school existence in a sentence

(Source: gardenbird, via wrestlingcrocs)

princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

(Source: panura, via wrestlingcrocs)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(via wrestlingcrocs)

crushedboness:

priscilla presley glamorously driving cars.

(via sharontates)

"People who truly love us can be divided into two categories: those who understand us, and those who forgive us our worst sins. Rarely do you find someone capable of both." — Jonathan Carroll (via winterkristall)

(Source: splitterherzen, via writingsforwinter)